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Dear Ryan Anderson,
I can't respond to your facebook messages. Not sure why.
Love always,
Jessi
I can't respond to your facebook messages. Not sure why.
Love always,
Jessi
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running for the money and the flesh
24 June 2009 @ 11:26 am
I got a follow up interview with the University of California Santa Cruz. Hot damn, I'm so excited!
10 May 2009 @ 03:24 pm
Hire me?
I'm reworking my cover letter for a job I REALLY want in Santa Cruz. Melissa drafted one up for me right quick:
To whom it may concern:
I'm pretty much the biggest cunt who ever lived, but I'll do the shit you tell me to do. I'm also really good at sexting, and giving my superiors blow jobs. I hope to hear from you soon.
Love,
Jessica Nicole
I think I'll go with that
I'm reworking my cover letter for a job I REALLY want in Santa Cruz. Melissa drafted one up for me right quick:
To whom it may concern:
I'm pretty much the biggest cunt who ever lived, but I'll do the shit you tell me to do. I'm also really good at sexting, and giving my superiors blow jobs. I hope to hear from you soon.
Love,
Jessica Nicole
I think I'll go with that
26 March 2009 @ 04:43 pm
My life is kind of going to shit BUT I just bought Leonard Cohen tickets so how bad can it be?
10 February 2009 @ 12:08 pm
We just hired thirty new kids at work this month and had a pretty intense training session. My boss wanted us to create something that showed the new hires that their bosses werent always total jerks and will (as soon as training ended) be fun to work with. So we made a video that I think is pretty funny. There are a couple of inside jokes but..i dont know....watch it.
20 January 2009 @ 04:19 pm
Today is the first day of classes.
In my linguistics class we had to introduce ourselves - just name, major, and a fact or two about yourself. A guy in his mid twenties decided to take that time to promote his lord and savior Jesus Christ. He let us all know that if any of us there in that linguistics class ever needed anyone to talk to about the love of Jesus that he was our man and that he would never judge us. Also, we were all invited to his churches potato gun building event. Potato gunz 4 Jesuz.
In my linguistics class we had to introduce ourselves - just name, major, and a fact or two about yourself. A guy in his mid twenties decided to take that time to promote his lord and savior Jesus Christ. He let us all know that if any of us there in that linguistics class ever needed anyone to talk to about the love of Jesus that he was our man and that he would never judge us. Also, we were all invited to his churches potato gun building event. Potato gunz 4 Jesuz.
15 January 2009 @ 11:01 pm
Negative $500 dollars bucks in my fucking bank account.
I wish even ONE of my roommates would pay for the six months of electricity they owe me. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!
I wish even ONE of my roommates would pay for the six months of electricity they owe me. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!
09 January 2009 @ 12:31 pm
why why why is it so hard to find a vagina doctor?
and why doesn't anyone take my insurance?
and why doesn't anyone take my insurance?
03 December 2008 @ 01:57 am
Tofu. Peanut butter. Perfect squares. Good advice. Surprise. Calming me down.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
02 December 2008 @ 05:47 pm
Things I would love to be doing:
Cuddle Puddle
Write for pleasure
Read for pleasure
Roommate dance party
Focus
What I am doing.
Due Wednesday:
7 pages on Humanism in Cat's Cradle
Game board and instructions for As You Like It project (arts and crafts ruin my life)
Annotated Bibliography
Typed list of 45 questions over As You Like It
Due Thursday:
At least 6 pages for Race, Class, Gender, and Ethnicity
Award list for work party
Create at least 3 games for work party (charades, confetti egg fight, balloon wall, etc) because apparently my boss thinks our employees are third graders.
Find a fucking dress for work party
Outline for 10 page paper for Lit Crit
Due Friday:
Make a dessert for work party
Set up for work party
Create physical awards for work party
Clean up after work party
Due Monday:
9 pages for Womens Lit
10 pages for Lit Crit
Shakespeare Final
Due Tuesday:
Race Class Gender and Ethnicity Midterm. Multiple choice TYVM
Due Wednesday:
American Fiction Final
(2 750 work essays over any topic he chooses pulled from any of the seven novels or 20+ short stories read this semester)
Wednesday Night:
Get mother fucking drunk
Cuddle Puddle
Write for pleasure
Read for pleasure
Roommate dance party
Focus
What I am doing.
Due Wednesday:
7 pages on Humanism in Cat's Cradle
Game board and instructions for As You Like It project (arts and crafts ruin my life)
Annotated Bibliography
Typed list of 45 questions over As You Like It
Due Thursday:
At least 6 pages for Race, Class, Gender, and Ethnicity
Award list for work party
Create at least 3 games for work party (charades, confetti egg fight, balloon wall, etc) because apparently my boss thinks our employees are third graders.
Find a fucking dress for work party
Outline for 10 page paper for Lit Crit
Due Friday:
Make a dessert for work party
Set up for work party
Create physical awards for work party
Clean up after work party
Due Monday:
9 pages for Womens Lit
10 pages for Lit Crit
Shakespeare Final
Due Tuesday:
Race Class Gender and Ethnicity Midterm. Multiple choice TYVM
Due Wednesday:
American Fiction Final
(2 750 work essays over any topic he chooses pulled from any of the seven novels or 20+ short stories read this semester)
Wednesday Night:
Get mother fucking drunk
16 September 2008 @ 08:40 pm
One of my campers from last summer just added me on facebook. She's nine. I accepted and then realized all the debauchery my photos (mostly inaccurately) depict and had a momentary freak out while I navigated through new facebook in order to shield her from realizing I'm not as wholesome as I might have appeared.
Also, I got a kitten. An adorable little stray who is kind of a bitch. I took her to get some shots today and so I'm pretty sure she hates me.
You can add her on facebook under the name Pearl Kuntinski.
Also, I got a kitten. An adorable little stray who is kind of a bitch. I took her to get some shots today and so I'm pretty sure she hates me.
You can add her on facebook under the name Pearl Kuntinski.
06 September 2008 @ 02:07 am
It's difficult to think yourself capable of balancing so many things and then discovering you're actually sucking at all of them. And no one wants to cut you any slack. My fault. But still.
18 July 2008 @ 09:58 pm
I'm taking 18 hours(6 classes) next semester because I have this crazy desire to graduate as close to on time as possible. Sadly this ambition didn't hit me until the second semester of my junior year. Here's to hope! Five out of the six of them are lit classes which means a ton of books to buy. Some professors are nice and post their required readings on the bookstore website so students can order books from places like half.com or start searching used book stores.
( Here's my list so far... )
( Here's my list so far... )
07 July 2008 @ 12:28 am
Things have been going really well for me. Almost everyone else I know has been having a real shit of a summer. I'm sorry guys, really. I feel like August is going to be better for everyone. I'm dating Lee. We dated when we were 18. It's so strange to have a history with someone and still be able to get to know them like you've never met before. I like it and I like him. He reads my LJ. I think I'll put a filter so I don't feel like a total lame-o for blahblahblahing about what a dreamboat he is. How was your fourth of july?
( Mine, and then some. )
( Mine, and then some. )
12 June 2008 @ 04:11 pm
So everything started going to hell with the remodeling of our office. We're getting all new computers and building new walls and all sorts of crazy stuff. And none of it is going according to plan. The good news is that hours aren't a problem anymore as there are plenty to go around and only Jackie and I to take them.
Also, a stray that my boss always feeds had kittens and she (the boss, not the stray) is trying to find homes for them. I volunteered as long as Mere can babysit it for a week starting August seventh because we will be inbetween apartments and staying with friends. Any ideas for a name? I wanted to name it Mrs. Donaldson but the roommates vetoed that one.
Also, a stray that my boss always feeds had kittens and she (the boss, not the stray) is trying to find homes for them. I volunteered as long as Mere can babysit it for a week starting August seventh because we will be inbetween apartments and staying with friends. Any ideas for a name? I wanted to name it Mrs. Donaldson but the roommates vetoed that one.
30 May 2008 @ 03:59 pm
The PlaystationRandom Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down. In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner. Your exact female opposite: The Priss  Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer Always avoid: The Mixed Messenger (DBLD) Consider: Anyone else |
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21 May 2008 @ 01:53 am
I get really whiny and needy when I'm ill so I decided to head to my parents house in Forney to recover. My dad went to the store to get me popsicles and came back with seven different boxes. He's pretty great, if not obsessive in his doting. I felt a lot better today so we went and got sushi. I had this well thought out speech planned in order to convince him to pay for my tuition this year and he agreed to it. I've never been more excited about anything in my whole entire life.
( camping )
( camping )
17 May 2008 @ 11:09 am
We all went camping this weekend. It was supposed to be awesome and amazing and wonderful. I got strep and a sinus infection and ended up passing out. I slept the entire time while everyone had fun and drank my vodka. I'm not bitter though. I would've drank my vodka too if roles were reversed. Also, a sheep tried to eat my dress right off of me. Fresh.
06 May 2008 @ 04:01 pm
